Mom

Made. Of. Money.

-mom can I get a ps5?

-no I'm not made of money
-YES! your MOM (MADE OF MONEY)

by Funny to see you here! February 13, 2022

Gingy Mom

A way to describe a mom whos gingy

She's a gingy mom.

by zooko_87 December 25, 2021

ur mom

SHE IS FAT AND UGLY AND GAY

ur mom gay

by Nick Garr September 7, 2022

mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

ur mom

an ugly whore that sucks anyones dick

aaa fam ur mom be gay she sucked my dick last night

by jmimbo123 June 12, 2018

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

mom

A women who is sexually active, and decides to have kdis. In order to:
A) abuse them
or

B) Take care with all the sweeteste guidelines

Is that your mom? Yeah shes a mom

by spencer_xo April 10, 2020