Mr. McKenna is the best math teacher to exist. He teaches 7th grade pre-algebra and also life lessons. Sometimes while teaching he will start yapping about random stories from when he lived in New York but it's okay because it's some crazy stuff. Like how he scared off a guy with a gun in a Bed Bath and Beyond bag because his wings were getting cold. Or how he stopped a fight in the streets because he recognized one of the guys as his former student and dragged him back home and threatened to call the dude's mom. He speeds so fast by stop signs that he does not know what shape they are, reportedly saying: "Hexagons, like stop signs.". He will also strike you down if you don't do your math packet. DO NOT FORGET YOUR HOMEWORK PACKET.
Student 1: "DUDE I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT!!!"
Student 2: "rest in peace lil bro Mr. McKenna gon smite you 😭🙏"
Student 2: "rest in peace lil bro Mr. McKenna gon smite you 😭🙏"
by HickoryTavernKid December 08, 2024
by Teachers-names-endme January 02, 2024
This fool thinks he smart and funny, but he is just a foolish granny fucker. Can’t even pull bitches his age. He knows his shit about history and shit but how about you pull some real bitches FOOL. Once he tried to sing his heart out on stage in the school but instead he sounded like a little BITCH living with his momma type shit. Dude has more Reddit tabs open than zippers opened in his lifetime bro. His balls are the opposite to lowhang like bro it’s unbelievable. He drives his Prius everyday like bro not even 100 Horsepower.
WTF IS THAT SOUND?
Mr. Fag is singing on stage again
WTF? SOUNDED LIKE A ELEPHANT SHITTING OUT BRICKS!
Mr. Fag is singing on stage again
WTF? SOUNDED LIKE A ELEPHANT SHITTING OUT BRICKS!
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There's a person named Charlie who is the queen of mcflurry. She likes ppl licking them of her thighs
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