by Sonya grenell March 27, 2021

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

If you ask "Alexa,Turn on Mr farts" then she automatically says "ok." And turns on Mr farts.Useful for immature adults and kids plus teens if y'all wanna try being more immature than a full grown adult
by I love cats :) December 7, 2023

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.
Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.
by Maliit tt September 12, 2020

by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018
