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Divorce Fart

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.
“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”
by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022
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Layered fart

When she catches your fart in her mouth and blows it into a jar to sell it.
She caught my dirty, layered fart in her mouth and blew it into a jar to sell it.
by Layered Fart January 21, 2022
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Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.
I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.
by Annatommy September 15, 2022
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Throat Fart

I just chugged a whole can of Pepsi and now I am about to let out a huge throat fart.
by Trudgingalong September 15, 2022
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Doople fart

I looked over and saw my sister let out a big stinky doople fart.
by Gryphon84 September 18, 2022
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Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)
Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!
by Boah4 September 21, 2022
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Chaser fart

A series of flatulent aftershocks that follow the methane main shock.
While working out in an ab class, the man behind me, ripped a giant fart that was followed by some chaser farts.
by Staci B September 23, 2022
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