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penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.
by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023
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penis

the weird thing that dangles between your legs
black penises are usually smaller
OMG BABY YOUR PENIS IS SO BIG, PUT IT IN ME DADDY!!
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Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
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penis

a big thing on a mans body or a small thing on urs
by chairBoatFacePoop January 20, 2023
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Macy with a penis

Macy with a penis was supposed to have a cuchie
by Diggidy Wiggidy January 21, 2023
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Penis

Penis is between a person's legs commonly known as the third leg
I LOVE TO SUCK YOUR PENIS ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT
by Aylssa January 22, 2023
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Penis Smith

A person who's middle and last name also corresponds to his craft.
That one P. Smith has been penis smithing that spreadsheet pretty hard all week.
by Brink Soul Skater January 24, 2023
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