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penis

something that you have that is very small
I have a Minuscule penis.
by OscarIsGayAF October 31, 2021
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Penis cutter

A sex play torture where a woman or a man cuts open a mans penis and starts shiting on it
by Adolf Hitler 1.2 November 1, 2021
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Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.
Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”
by HotDogDave July 12, 2021
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Penis Labor

An activity that is performed by the penis.
Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!
by FricePine July 17, 2021
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penis slug

When you pull out and drag it across their belly or pubic mound
Last time I was with your mom, I pulled out and gave her a penis slug on her pubic mound.
by Cockloogie69 July 18, 2021
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Penis

It’s a fancy gourmet dish in France that most people like; pronounced “Pee-ness.”
If someone were to ask you what’s your favorite dish/food, to sound fancy you might say; “Why I do love me some penis, I love to eat penis for dinner”.
by Pi’erre Dupont July 18, 2021
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Penis

The funniest word ever, will always make people laugh.
Guy one: penis.

Guy two: ha
by Beeboy7393 July 24, 2021
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