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Cyan_monkey01_vr

Fatherless child has no friends he is the worst he has bro in his name but only post gorilla tag
Cyan_monkey01_vr is really dumb
Cyan_monkey01_vr by Halo_vr April 16, 2022

scrapping the gay monkey 

angrily throwing a spent rubber against the wall after it breaks during (gay)anal sex.
I was scrapping the gay monkey because it might get lost inside mikoli.
scrapping the gay monkey by eg562 September 14, 2009

Spankz the Monkey 

Spankz the Monkey is the suave and cool personality behind mywetmonkey.com - a safe and fun place to shop for high end adult products. Spankz is the *Mayor* of Jabooty - a fun and sassy adult social network. He is always chasing the proverbial warm cherry pie and always falling just short. He travels the globe and always has a story to tell or a lesson learned to share. Spankz is always willing to hear your confessions and offer up all types of advice
Come join Spankz the Monkey and let your naughty out at mywetmonkey.com

nigerian battle monkey

A very annoying black person from Nigeria that looks like a monkey and is always trying to start shit.
Nigger: Come at me bro. Fight me

Me: Shut up you Nigerian Battle Monkey!
A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.
I dig some of the Monkee's songs, but "I'm A Believer" is not one of them.
Monkees by Marty January 29, 2005

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther
cuddle monkey by chris February 16, 2005