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midnight cum

the snack your whore will want every night trust me
my baby said she was hungry so i gave her my midnight cum
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cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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Cum Dumpster

A female that fucks dumpster dinks all the time and they dump their cum in her.
That girl fucks all the dumpster dinks and let's them all cum inside her, she's a literal cum dumpster for dumpster dinks.
by Misty Partly Cloudy April 13, 2024
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Cum boner

a boner with cum in it
"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy
by baloneybob April 7, 2023
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Cum

white liquid that comes out of your penis
by anonymous September 10, 2023
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Cum Battles

A battle, where two men start cumming all over a women's boobs. The person who covers the boobs the most with cum wins.
Person A says, "I played Cum Battles with Dan and my girlfriend. We had sooo much fun!!"
by AughisFun October 14, 2025
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Dropping the kids off at the cum lake

When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake
Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake
by XHennessyx May 1, 2023
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