Red Seal

The ring of lipstick a woman leaves after preforming oral sex

That chick left me with a red seal

by becky02 May 28, 2025

Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

baboon ass red

To describe a swollen body part that is red.

Did you see Steve's nose, it was baboon ass red! So swollen from Rick punching him in the nose!

by Bill&bob April 25, 2022

Frank's Red Hole

While banging doggy style take a chicken wing (preferably the drumstick kind) and ram it in their asshole

It was getting a little boring, so I decided to spice it up by giving her a Frank's Red Hole.

by TurdsAreNature'sCrayons December 27, 2020

red hair faise

they b hoein frfr on my white mother

"dat hoe in her red hair faise"

by kingvon=daddy March 2, 2023

Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.

"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..

by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018

Red moon

Magnifique... the French would say ....

Some time ago I found a def about how the moon chased the sun and viceverce , they coudn't exist without each other but they coudn't be together either ....

Then... I started to understand our love a bit more ....

Driving ....loads of time to think of you :)

You know .. . I was the one who manifested the perfect person for you.... I remember very well... he would deserve someone with character, spirituality, clever , beautiful , kind , settled... I can't be any happier than ever, because you are ...

Enjoy life and be happy, all together ❤️

I can't stop my mind and my heart ... what I have for you stays forever my handsome gentleman 💞

Red moon .... if you seen it then I am certain our thoughts met ..

I love you 😍

by I♥️Y#16 November 29, 2023