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Cats

Cats are gay
Cats: We are gay
Human: *shocked cat emoji*
by OwOtheIrishHoe April 19, 2019
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Mummified cat man

Mummified cat man- a guy who is so disgusting and unhygienic that when you look at the space that they occupy, they might as well have mummified cats like the show Hoarders Buried alive.
"There's that guy from work I was telling you about the one that wears the same clothes all the time and has black teeth, it's the mummified cat man"
by dark poet 83 February 28, 2018
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Cat piss stick

Bro bass that Cat piss stick I wanna be so high I can touch the sky
by NewYorksFinest October 5, 2020
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alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
by alleycatmom August 22, 2017
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cat

Stinky ball of fur, a furry you could say.
Ew cat is stinky
by pandugotswag November 25, 2021
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Cat

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Schrödinger's Cat

A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.

The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.

I woke up.
A big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head in my dreams last night. I was terrified.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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