She is there when you don't have a girlfriend and she loves you but doesn't like like you so you call her ur side hoe
by SmokingrassSikegotya June 17, 2019
Get the Side Hoemug. A person who is hobophopic (fear of being homeless) so they fuck anyone with a penis to have a place to live
by Bigtittietimmy58 September 11, 2020
Get the Hoemug. by schools definitions June 15, 2020
Get the hoemug. Person A: You're a hoe
Person B: But I'm a virgin?
Person A: ... b-but you're still a hoe
Person B: ... wow
Person B: But I'm a virgin?
Person A: ... b-but you're still a hoe
Person B: ... wow
by yoonieclipsee November 30, 2020
Get the Hoemug. Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.
by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017
Get the hockey hoemug. 