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bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.
That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
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Fart Face

So there was these two blokes standing on the elevator back in the early 1900's, one man let out a particularly crotch staining fart while the other bloke just looked at him with this weird fucking look of disgust on his face, and ever since then it's been known as fart face.
What's your Malfunction Fart Face
by Dynamite Dave Dudemyster June 17, 2021
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durry fart

A famous spider found at Gundaroo Zoo attracting tourists and biologists to his famous allure. Made famous when biologist Hayden Irivne, (an expert in athropods) gave him the nickname "durry fart" randomly. The name itself has no underlying meaning.
Person 1: "I went to Gundaroo Zoo last week."
Person 2: "Oh wow, did you see Durry Fart?"
Person 1: "Yes, his legs look longer in real life!"
by haydeno irveoni January 2, 2025
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Harley Quinn Fart Comic

A Weird Fart Fetish Comic book from DC, Starring Harley, That'll turn on half the human race. It is obviously a fart fetish comic and no damn way that shit gonna be public access, every page is Scratch and sniff scented, and now i have a boner. Silent Butt Deadly, Wish it was loud, that's how i love my farts, if everyone gonna pass out, Make it as loud as bomb, with shit. no damn way this is how they're celebrating my queen and goddess, show some respect to the pits and tits too like damn nigga, i want a bottle of Harley Water too. queen
You Heard about that Harley Quinn Fart Comic book? oh, the one where she fucking shits herself?, yeah, that gave me a Major Rager.
by ilovetospreadinformation December 29, 2024
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Para Fart

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.
This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.
by Traumatized Child January 29, 2022
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Leg fart

when you feel a fart, in your leg.
"i'm feeling like there's bumps in my leg"
"oh, a leg fart?"
"the hell's that"
by Sossololpipi November 7, 2020
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old fart alumni

You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.
by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020
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