spidy cum

When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.

When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.

spidy cum by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018

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Crispy cum

The Cum dried on your bedsheets after a really nice fuck

Ya me and Julia did it so good there's some crispy cum left

Crispy cum by Yote Yourself February 25, 2019

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Virgin Cum Dumpster

A woman who’s only sexual partners are Virgins, she specifically seeks out virgins to deflower and blow their load in her. She seeks to guide them like a Jedi master teaching their padawan how to wield their lightsaber. In most cases the female will have a Fuck it Bucket List of Virgins that she works her way through as fast as possible. She often goes above and beyond with flowers and candles to make the process memorable so she’s not forgotten

Guy1: Did Ana take that kids virginity yet
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Guy2: Oh yeah she took Ninja

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Virgin Cum Dumpster by Virgin number 1 March 7, 2019