Ear Whore (EW)

Someone who pretends he's working but is actually listening to everyones conversations (even peoples keystrokes).

Joto, stop being an ear whore and get back to your 1's and 0's....!!

Doctor: "D" How can you focus or even do work if you're always listening to everyones conversations?

Joto: It's OK, I am a professional ear whore (EW).. I can hear sounds less than 25dBA (sound of breathing @ 1 m), and still manage to browse the web.

by Pole-Cat November 06, 2009

Slutty furry whore

A girl who sits at your table at school that is always eating and talks about how she likes food while eating some, eventually she talks about every boy she likes at school which changes every other week

Person 1: Have you seen that slutty furry whore?
Person 2: Yeah, the one who eats all the time and weighs around 250 lbs?
Person 1: Yup, that one.

by fatjoel May 14, 2019

whore face cock master

a whore who is a mater of all cocks and or wieners

sally is a whore face cock master for stealing my boyfriend.

by Robert Micheal Terry November 01, 2007

cum guzziling port-a-whore

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want

the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch

by thebombdiggidycock April 24, 2009

cum drenched ass whore

An ass whore that is also drenched in cum. Usually by a large group of men.

Jake: I was such a cum drenched ass whore last night at that party.
Chris: Yeah, I saw.

by AssWhore4Life May 29, 2007

hotter than a whore in church

When it is so hot outside and you just have to say something about it.

Goddamn its hotter than a whore in church.

by yungmaddie October 04, 2018

madonna-whore complex

a career that is flatlining and needs cpr. See debbie gibson

now that britney spears' career has bounced back from a kiss, the rest of the mickey mouse club will develop a madonna-whore complex

by john September 08, 2003