Fart Knocker

Fart Knocker is a term for someone who is incompetent, stupid and farts too much

John is such a fart knocker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 23, 2023

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mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017

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Fart

When not a poopoo but a "prvzvzvfbzfv" comes out of your chimney.

Butt says: "fart"

by Werdar October 21, 2017

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Sack O' Farts

Calling someone this will gain you much street cred. You only call someone you absolutely despise. Like, with a burning passion.

Jack - i hate you billy, you ugly sack o' farts.
Billy - aw.
Ashley - ur so cool Jack.

by iCarlin July 5, 2016

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Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.

Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-

by Crack Head May 23, 2020

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