Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
Get the Fat Bitch Fridaymug. When the server does their job right, and you go above and beyond the average tip percentage to show gratitude.
Fat tipping usually equates to 50%-100% of the bill.
Fat tipping usually equates to 50%-100% of the bill.
by MadMan87 January 28, 2017
Get the fat tippedmug. by I_hate_snakeu February 23, 2020
Get the Fatmug. “Where the fuck did all of our food go?” -Anthony
“I think there might be a elephant in the room.” -Dalton “It’s fat ass (Mateo) over in the corner with all the wings.” -Eli *Eats Angrily* -Mateo
“I think there might be a elephant in the room.” -Dalton “It’s fat ass (Mateo) over in the corner with all the wings.” -Eli *Eats Angrily* -Mateo
by Notafatretard May 30, 2022
Get the Fatmug. Ussaully applying it when taking the piss out of somebody appearance even when skinny, or to tell someone to stop eating.
E.G : U just ate my packet of Tim Tams U fat cunt.
E.G : oi fat cunt "no fuck off U drop kick"
E.G : U just ate my packet of Tim Tams U fat cunt.
E.G : oi fat cunt "no fuck off U drop kick"
by Send me nudes pls January 22, 2021
Get the Fat cuntmug. Juicy-er than fried chicken
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck
by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023
Get the My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuckmug. by Mr. anubis November 5, 2019
Get the fat headmug.