off the top of my head

without further consideration

I could tell you 5 examples off the top of my head to prove you wrong.

by dm_ August 29, 2018

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Fuck my dick off

Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.

"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."

by holveck June 1, 2018

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Jerk Off Before Donating

The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.

Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!

by AsheronsFall July 2, 2019

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16 bars off the noggin

Noun. Slang. Literally means 16 lines of rap music off the top of your head.

Hey bro! Sup? Gimme 16 bars off the noggin! Wym? I mean gimme 16 bars of rap music off the top of your head!

by B-rizzle August 30, 2019

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you share an idea with a colleague and then hear him repeat it in a meeting, it is well received and he accepts all the praise.
Later on that night you talk about it at home with your wife and she agrees he took the cream off your cake

by Fruitful mix March 22, 2017

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We're off to see the toilet

A take on the brief jingle, "We're off to see the wizard" from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz".
Sung when you're on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a shit, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)

♪ We're off to see the toilet, ♪
♪ The wonderful toliet bowl! ♪

Note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pronounced, "toa LYE'it" in order for it to have three syllables.

by Telephony May 22, 2016

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