16 bars off the noggin

Noun. Slang. Literally means 16 lines of rap music off the top of your head.

Hey bro! Sup? Gimme 16 bars off the noggin! Wym? I mean gimme 16 bars of rap music off the top of your head!

by B-rizzle August 30, 2019

International fuck off day

International fuck off day is on the 3rd of April.

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Today is international fuck off day. Do you know what that means?
Person 1: What
Person 2: Fuck off

by Dafuckdoyouwant April 1, 2020

Knock His Block Off

To hit someone, usually in the face. In this case, "block" is referring to a person's head and you are going to hit then so hard that there head would fall off if not attached!

If that dude over there wolf whistles at my girl again, I swear I'm going to go over and knock his block off

by IKnowTheLingo June 12, 2020

cream off your cake

When someone takes credit for your work

you share an idea with a colleague and then hear him repeat it in a meeting, it is well received and he accepts all the praise.
Later on that night you talk about it at home with your wife and she agrees he took the cream off your cake

by Fruitful mix March 22, 2017

We're off to see the toilet

A take on the brief jingle, "We're off to see the wizard" from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz".
Sung when you're on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a shit, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)

♪ We're off to see the toilet, ♪
♪ The wonderful toliet bowl! ♪

Note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pronounced, "toa LYE'it" in order for it to have three syllables.

by Telephony May 22, 2016

Study Hall stand off

1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.

Damn, Dude, I'm beat. Shelia dropped a Study Hall stand off on me last period. I'm dehydrated.

by boppa23 July 20, 2011

bite your knob off

To over-charge someone for goods or a service. To inflate a pre-arranged price in an underhand way.

"We'd agreed £200 for the land survey but when I got the bill they'd put it down as £280. Is that normal?

No mate, I think they're trying to to bite your knob off!"

by carlosfortuna October 10, 2011