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Fart time

Fart time: Farting without any consideration for people around you.
After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.
by Maliit tt September 12, 2020
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V-Time

At bar:

John: Where were you bro?
Jim: I just had some quality v-time. I'm back now. Shots on me!
by jimboshrip December 17, 2011
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One Time

1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.

2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*

One time: *flashes lights*

Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.

2 poker player 1: All in.

Player 2: call. I have queens.

Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.

Player 3: i folded Q/10.

Flop 9,2,6 hearts.

Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.

Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!

Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?

River: 6 of spades.

Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.

Player 1: 99 times baby
by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024
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Grime Time

Usually very late, derived from lazy grime artists.
Sam is running on grime time!
by qoion June 14, 2017
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Full-time Banga

Someone who bangs like it’s their full time job. They never call out sick. They will even cover shifts for friends.
Did you hear about that girl jit was talking to? I heard she’s a full-time banga!
by Jitticus the III July 24, 2022
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