dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 05, 2021

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom

by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 03, 2022

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom

by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 03, 2022

News of the world

A nasty malicious gossip who aims to smear reputations and has nothing better to do than have her / his tongue wag until their lips and eyes drop off. Bothersome. Sad with no life of their own.

News of the World is here. Watch what you say. It be in the local rag before you can fart.

by GabbyJo November 13, 2023

New York Sober

When an individual does not smoke marijuana, but partakes in any and all other substancew.

- "Do you smoke weed?"
- "No, I'm New York Sober... I'll take a bump though!"

by Shnrx June 21, 2024

New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.

Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"

by veasman November 13, 2022

Hey guys check out my new camera

That is not a camera 💀 (gun)

A; "Hey guys check out my new camera"
B; "That's a gun"
A; "Oh wait that's not a camera"

by accterm March 30, 2024