tit fed baby

The way someone from the Appalachian area of America describes a chubby, cherub, cute baby.

Upon seeing Michelle's new baby Uncle Teaberry exclaimed "Day Ders a Tit Fed Baby!"

by Broadway Harmier December 23, 2021

could kill a baby

being so mad they could kill a baby.

How the fuck did the scum beat us. Mate, I could kill a baby right now

by FannyPatterson July 12, 2020

Baby mashed potatoes

When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits

I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018

baby daddy in law

Your baby mommas new man.

My kids step dad is my baby daddy in law

by Spaghetti dudette November 25, 2018

Baby Girl Coded

A term of endearment used in fandom spaces such as on Our Flag Means Death Twitter/tumblr to describe a sometimes middle aged, often times violent and mentally ill male character.

Average tumblr user: “Blorbo from my shows is so baby girl coded 💕”
Normal person: “He’s 40 and has murdered thousands.”

by Nightcolors August 10, 2022

Surrogate Felch Baby

The same as a felch baby, but instead you suck it out and blow the used semen into another female for the purpose of knockin' the bitch up.

Brandon is a surrogate felch baby

by anarchistcookbook February 23, 2012