Ear Whore (EW)

Someone who pretends he's working but is actually listening to everyones conversations (even peoples keystrokes).

Joto, stop being an ear whore and get back to your 1's and 0's....!!

Doctor: "D" How can you focus or even do work if you're always listening to everyones conversations?

Joto: It's OK, I am a professional ear whore (EW).. I can hear sounds less than 25dBA (sound of breathing @ 1 m), and still manage to browse the web.

by Pole-Cat November 6, 2009

whore face cock master

a whore who is a mater of all cocks and or wieners

sally is a whore face cock master for stealing my boyfriend.

by Robert Micheal Terry November 20, 2007

cum guzziling port-a-whore

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want

the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch

by thebombdiggidycock April 23, 2009

cum drenched ass whore

An ass whore that is also drenched in cum. Usually by a large group of men.

Jake: I was such a cum drenched ass whore last night at that party.
Chris: Yeah, I saw.

by AssWhore4Life June 18, 2007

hotter than a whore in church

When it is so hot outside and you just have to say something about it.

Goddamn its hotter than a whore in church.

by yungmaddie October 4, 2018

madonna-whore complex

a career that is flatlining and needs cpr. See debbie gibson

now that britney spears' career has bounced back from a kiss, the rest of the mickey mouse club will develop a madonna-whore complex

by john September 8, 2003

Bunny Bottle Whore

A slut surviving off a bunny water bottle in your closet.

Oh Mike, let me out! I'm tired of being your bunny bottle whore!

Oh Lisa, shut up in there you stupid bunny bottle whore!

by AmichaelG1 January 3, 2010