What

Something you say to annoy your friends or if you didn’t hear anything or when you’re mad and someone calls your name

Mom:Hey clean the kitchen

Me:What

by 1257 years in prison for murde May 24, 2025

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

What the fuck moment

When someone says something completely out of the blue, and it ruins the vibe of the group or groups.

Guy 1: "I'm about to kill my entire family then kill myself."
Guy 2: "This is a What the fuck moment, and a half."

by Goosey122918498 September 5, 2021

see what happened was

What you say when you're asked what happened and your answer is longer than the complete US coast line.

When asked by her mother why she was two hours past curfew she said "see what happened was" and three hours later her mother wished she had just acted like she didn't notice her daughters tardiness and stayed in bed.

by Muffinbutt69 July 16, 2021

What's the best rate?

A confusing question to fill out gaps of awkward silence.

What's the best rate?
In terms of what?
Anything.
IDK.

by NeoCelt January 16, 2024

What the Brute?

It's what you would say when you are too confused to say "What the heck?"

"What the Brute? Wait, it's a little girl with rainbow hair. Supernatural, isn't it."

by KokoroYume March 30, 2016

What The Fructose?!?!

The nicer way of saying "What the f*ck?"

Stacy: Bella, I am so sorry.
Bella: Why?
Stacy: I ate you cookies that you bought for yourself yesterday....
Bella: What the fructose?!?!
Stacy: Sorry....
Bella: Look, if you were someone else I would have flipped you off, but since your my friend I will let you go.

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019