thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

Cut a Nut

The moment when your jerking off, however a man's penis is shown in the porno, thus causing you to take a pause and cut your nut short.

Bro I was about to squirt, but I saw that penis so I knew I had to cut a nut.

by Kat Cuterus February 9, 2017

Nut Vinting

The act of collecting all of your ejaculate in a jar or any kind of container, then combining it with yeast and leaving it on the shelf for 6 years for it to ferment. Once ready, take it off the shelf then feed it to your partner during sex.

The act of nut vinting is quite worth it, tastes a lot better than normal cum, and really spices it up in the bed room.

by yungchub October 16, 2019

Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.

Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.

by MattyG69 October 18, 2019

Bust a nut

To smash a cashew with a sledgehammer until it’s broken into smithereens the size of your ex’s peen.

Bust a nut but like don’t actually you have no sledgehammer

by Yeet_the_boomer October 20, 2019

nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".

Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"

by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019

Nut

My favorite snack

Hey may i have nut?
Yes you may
*begins to grab friends crotch and rip it off to eat it*
Oh dear god!

by PotatoAteMyBum October 21, 2019