Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.

Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”

by HotDogDave July 12, 2021

Penis

A very large apple on ur peen when you poop In ur asshole

Penis is awesome corrode skyler was the time to say to my friend I was gonna I wanna have a great night love you bye bye

by Pp butthole March 14, 2020

Penis

My friends is too big

Ever since I had a sleepover at Spenceville down I felt so ashamed to be around him his penis was so big

by Dababy694203000 November 23, 2021

Penis

Your dick

Penis

by Meme review May 1, 2019

Penis

Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)

Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "

Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"

by cy0man February 5, 2022

Penis Colada

A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".

Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.

by ElloThereNormies May 10, 2018

penis muncher

someone who munches penis and most likely gargles cum

person one: *sucks dick*

person two: " you fucking penis muncher"

by BONKEN__ June 25, 2020