Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 1, 2009

Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.

Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."

by Jambo_11 May 9, 2013

old one brown eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

by zacince July 21, 2014

one in the grass two in the ass

Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.

"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."

by MaroneBone June 8, 2015

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 14, 2016

taking on Trunks with one finger

Doing something seemingly difficult with exceeding ease.

"Oh, how was the competition the other day?" "Well the big hunny was easily dodging the main hunny". "Like taking on trunks with one finger?" "Yeah!"

by CherTheWealth November 19, 2016

Hope No One Missing Out

A passive aggressive term used towards someone else who might be missing out on an event or deeper social group dynamic.

Mother: What’s the latest gossip with the Church Dating Service Events?

Son: It is wild. Women throwing themselves at men and arguing over who asked who out.

Ethan: I am oblivious to this happening.

Bob: Hope no one missing out!

by Slabshack December 1, 2018