Shit Paper

A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.

The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!

by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017

shit-craver

A male homosexual. Probably originates from the tendency of male homosexuals to engage in anal sex with each other.

Better not go in there - those guys are Shit-cravers.

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx May 13, 2005

Ruined shit

To be verbally abused and torn down

The girls thought he was cool, until his friends ruined his shit.

by eep April 24, 2004

shit shoving

A fetish where the feces of one lover is removed manually and spread, thrown, and otherwise used as a sex object. Proponents claim that the smell of "unborn" feces is a huge turn-on, and that it is loads of fun.

After getting bored with normal sex, my girlfriend and I turned to shit shoving to spice up our sex life.

by Chunky B April 19, 2003

dumb as shit

So incredibly idiotic that i have to compare it to an inanimate object, like feces.

"Why is six afraid of seven?"
"cuz seven eight nine."
that was dumb as shit.

by Jnance October 10, 2003

shit a brick

to actually excrete a brick

Guy 1: Oh my God, who put A BRICK in the toilet?

Guy 2: Oh that was me... I had a bit of trouble getting it in there...

by loz July 1, 2003

shit dog

Oh my goodness.

Shit dog, that is the biggest house I ever seen!!

by David September 2, 2003