Yucky dick

1) The act of unexpectedly exposing one’s penis to a stranger, especially while engaging in public transportation

2) A penis that is disgusting due to appearance, aroma, or a combination of the aforementioned characteristics

Ronnie: Hey Jeremy, I dare you to yucky dick that girl over there in the last row
Jeremy: Okay Ronald, that seems like a great idea!
Jeremy: (exposes himself to innocent female passenger)
Female Passenger: Eeeeeeewwwwww! This creep just yucky dicked me!

by de la December 2, 2018

koko dick

Koko dick is 71882919199192 yards wide/long some people say that the babies already come out as new borns the koko dick nickname is

Lucas comphet crush!

Bro is that a skyscraper

Nah man that’s a koko dick

by KOKO YOUR MOM September 5, 2021

Mckenley's Dick

Bigger than sam's dick.

Mckenley's Dick is so fucking fat. Bigger than sam's dick.

by Mckenley dick expert. April 5, 2022

Disaster Dick

A metaphor comparing your stroke game with your penis to a Disaster. Also it could potentially mean your dick has a disease and in that scenario you should probably go get checked out

I’m finna go to my girl’s house and give her that disaster dick

by Big Bad Uni July 31, 2019

Dick prisoner

When you are not in a relationship with a girl and you only casually make out once in a while (3 times in 6 months) and she has made you believe that she wants to have a relationship with you. You end up being a prisoner to this casual make out because she is going to become angry at you and not talk to you if you try to hook up with another girl in a very toxic way.

Kas***: man Tz*** made me think we would be in a relationship but now we only rarely make out but if I hook up with someone else she will not talk to me ever again.
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 26, 2022

marijuana dick

Inability to perform sexually due to senses dulled or otherwise impaired my marijuana use. Sexual impotence caused by cannabis.

I'm so horny and frustrated; my man hit his bong before our date and wound up with Marijuana Dick so I had to take care of myself again.

by Sister Mary Margaret April 6, 2016

Stealing dick

The act of a girl tying a guy to the bed and going a town on him continuously to the point that the guy would not be able to see his dick for a good period of time.

....like I couldn't see it for 30 mins straight. She just stole it! That's stealing dick!

by Samogram March 30, 2017