Two Butts in a Banana

Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.

OR

If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.

"Hey Kerri, would you like..."
"Some tacos!"
"Yeah! Well aren't we just two butts in a banana"

by omally June 27, 2018

Nut on My Butt

The action of someone nutting on/in your ass.

"I have an idea, nut on my butt!"

by Jacksonson42 May 27, 2018

Butt Fucking a Pussy

When she asks you to go inside her vagina and treat it like a butt hole.

Ashford: Hey man what do you know about Butt Fucking a Pussy…?

Braylon: I’ve only done it 14 times. You have to really throw your weight around and make sure to save up a behemoth load.

Ashford: Yeah okay that makes sense uncle Braylon. Let’s just hope I can throttle some flesh

Braylon: Good luck nephew. Make sure you break a sweat.

by Leland Bruce September 8, 2023

pp in her butt

omg my pp in her butt but she straight hell yeah

pp in her butt barely even know her but she straight so i dont care

by frisharefish-that-hate-english May 15, 2022

poop butt ass

someone who ain't really for the streets.

When Ethan Hawke wouldn't smoke that Mexican brick, Denzel called him a "poop butt ass" under his breath when they were stopped in the middle of an intersection lmoao

by yeah buddy 2020 February 7, 2021

butt-fuckery bullshit

A term used to describe something strange or irregular, particularly regarding suspected sexual activities.

Person 1 hears a clapping noise in the next room
Person 1 to Person 2: “Just what type of butt-fuckery bullshit were you doing in there?”
Person 2: “…”

by person 9 June 1, 2021

Alaskan Butt Piss

When you've been holding your shit for so long, you get explosive diarrhea. Which in turn makes your taint or balls cold as fuck from sitting so long

Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo

Alaskan Butt Piss fucking sucks dude, i spent two hours on the gotdamn toilet and i swear my nuts turned into raisins

by specialagent0s0 May 22, 2021