Amish Stress Ball

slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.

(walk up to a prostitute) "how much for a amish stress ball?"

by aman mar December 9, 2012

by the hairs on my balls

to just barely finish or complete a task

Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.

by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013

Mexican Ball-Water

When a sweaty mexican construction worker dips his balls into a glass of water

“I’m gonna make you drink some mexican ball-water”

by xtiju April 24, 2021

Gay nigger balls

When Gay big black men all have a balls orgy

I want to join a gay nigger balls orgy

Mom"Happy birthday"
Dad"what'd you get me?"
Mom"A gay negger balls session"
Dad"Oh goody"

by a Gay Nigger monkey balls April 12, 2022

go balls deep

1. when you penetrate your penis so far into the vagina that your testicles stop you from goin deeper.

I told my friend to pound that pussy till you go balls deep.

by Drich44 December 17, 2013

cock nigga balls

cock nigga balls

i sucked dat niggas cock nigga balls

by st1ck August 30, 2020

double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.

Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

by anonanalballs January 27, 2013