cat wire

What your friend calls chicken wire he uses to protect his plants from cats.

I gotta protect my plants from these cats bro. I need some cat wire.

by BPCG4L May 1, 2018

Fat cat day

This is a day to celebrate your cats fatness

“ Hi it is fat cat day “ , “yes I know my cat is 25 pounds “ , “ my cat is 17 pounds”

by Hi yoyo November 6, 2019

cat

not a dog, or a panda

This is a cat thing.

by Kitteb April 16, 2017

Do Not The Cat

The phrase is grammatically incorrect because it’s missing a verb that would indicate what action should not be performed on the cat.

When someone is petting a cat too hard, he will be told “Do Not The Cat”

by The Goblin Slayer August 30, 2023

Cat

A thing with four short, stubby legs that can run faster than you! You can try all you want to "own" it, but it is its own thing, independent in everything except food.

That cat is SOooooo annoying.

by ThatOneGuy69420 November 2, 2021

Cat

Asshole that hides in places even the universe would question.

Where's that fuckin cat?

by b600 January 8, 2022

cat in the hat

something that looks attractive and tempting but in the end will only bring a negative result.

"that looks like a cat in the hat.. watch out!"

by ghostman95 January 25, 2023