AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"
A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.
May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.
May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
by HardWorkingMechanic April 9, 2022
Get the Red Truck Syndromemug. by Hey Boris December 21, 2016
Get the red head channelmug. A complete dick maneuver where you take a drunk chick who's on the rag and hook her up with someone else equally or more plastered. When they wake up in the morning they'll discover the sheets or couch they slept on to have a good amount of menstruation on them, hence red dawn.
Guy 1: Hey man, how was your night?
Guy 2: It sucked in a big way.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Dan hooked me up with some chick.
Guy 1: Why is that so bad? Was she ugly?
Guy 2: No. It's because I woke up this morning and my fucking couch had period blood all over it. Dan red dawned me.
Guy 1: That's a dick maneuverif I've ever seen one.
Guy 2: It sucked in a big way.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Dan hooked me up with some chick.
Guy 1: Why is that so bad? Was she ugly?
Guy 2: No. It's because I woke up this morning and my fucking couch had period blood all over it. Dan red dawned me.
Guy 1: That's a dick maneuverif I've ever seen one.
by Broba Fett March 8, 2011
Get the Red Dawnmug. by AyoBruhDont December 25, 2022
Get the NATIONAL beat up the red time force ranger daymug. by jeqon January 2, 2023
Get the red headmug. by Tacodawg21 September 29, 2025
Get the Red-Neckingmug.