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Business Shit

The act of dressing up in a suit especially to take a shit and the feeling of triumph and superiority over your blue collar counterparts in doing so.

There are two requirements that need meeting for your shit to be classed as a business shit: the first is that you must not be wearing a suit to begin with; at the first sign of urgency you should rush to the wardrobe and suit up. And the second is that the suit must consist of a jacket, trousers, smart shoes and a shirt and tie.

Points are awarded on urgency, details of the outfit (suspenders, cravate, tophat, bluetooth, briefcase, umbrella etc) and extracurricular activites (conference calling, checking the FTSE, smoking a cigar, reading the financial times etc)
I was having the greatest business shit today I could have stayed in there all afternoon but time is money so I was outa there in a timely fashion
by skeebe03 October 21, 2011
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google that shit

When you don't know the answer to a question so you tell your bro to search google for it
Guy1: how long does a bee live?
Guy2: IDK google that shit
by yenko_man May 16, 2015
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Shit Shield

If someone were talking shit to you or to someone you know and it gets back to you. Acting like you don't care or not worrying about it is having your "shit shield" up.
Nick: "Hey Bruce, James has been talking shit about you all day. He just showed up for the party man. You'd better have your shit shield up."
Bruce: "I know. But I don't care. It does not bother me unless he gets into my face about it."
by whynot9899 February 21, 2009
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ultra shit

The moment while in school and you get a pain in your anus causing you to ask to go to the bathroom. When you stand your ass contracts causing you to make a rock solid projectile to launch out of your ass following a tsunami of loose shit killing everyone behind you.
Steve:"Dang dude I just took an ultra shit in class today, killing my teacher!"
Josh:"Whats an ultra shit?"
by Theanaldistructor232 December 9, 2016
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Shit Pillow

When you place a wad of toilet paper in the empty bowl before you take a shit. This "pillow" muffles the sound...so no one knows you're shitting.
Friend: I'm going out of town this weekend with Mike for the first time and staying in a hotel. How will I poop without him knowing?
Me: Dude, just make a shit pillow.
by quickpause February 1, 2015
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Fucked shit

Something that is beyond the normal levels of fuckery and has evolved into fucked shit.
Person1: hey I'm a good person but I'd dropkick a pregnant girl in the stomach for $4

Person2: My guy... That's some fucked shit
by LordHeadasa August 26, 2019
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Full of shit

Someone who didn't go through enough physical punishment as a kid to really know how to make anybody's life a living hell or tormented life.
Lindsay was full of shit and waited for somebody else's thoughts and ideas, so that she could either use them on someone else, or turn them into money via mainstream media, or both.
by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019
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