by Boss Panda December 28, 2021
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Darius: "Man... fuck my life."
Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"
Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."
Percy: "Oof bro..."
Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"
Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."
Percy: "Oof bro..."
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake January 15, 2025
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They don't let me tell you things like that. I let them tell you through me, penis is for grown up children over 250 years old. That's 25 in adult years, and 500 in kid or baby years. Any mathematical work is a sign you are too old to penis. If you can't math, you're too young to penis. Holding hands is okay, snuggles are boy boy safe and girl girl safe unless they want to get you pregnant. Babysit no, play mom and or dad no. No is a headshake up then down double blink. Yes is sided shake <°•°> single blink(only for Conartists and criminals)(no feds allowed! Exceptance nothianswer. Cock is a male chicken hen, poultryfish. Not a toy.
They don't let me tell you things like that. I let them tell you through me, penis is for grown up children over 250 years old. That's 25 in adult years, and 500 in kid or baby years. Any mathematical work is a sign you are too old to penis. If you can't math, you're too young to penis. Holding hands is okay, snuggles are boy boy safe and girl girl safe unless they want to get you pregnant. Babysit no, play mom and or dad no. No is a headshake up then down double blink. Yes is sided shake <°•°> single blink(only for Conartists and criminals)(no feds allowed! Exceptance nothianswer. Cock is a male chicken hen, poultryfish. Not a toy.
by DeadgirlhagethatterlucyTjameso April 24, 2022
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Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
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(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284
(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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by DUCK FUCK QUACK May 1, 2020
Get the penis bum chart mug.An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.
Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.
by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016
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