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Rank monkey

Stinky blud basically just what i call people
by forrealongod May 21, 2023
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Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
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Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).
And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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Khunky Monkey

A fat retarded dipshit aka my friend Kieran Keefe
Yo, I'm about to call that Khunky Monkey
by BofaDeezNutsInYoMouth December 21, 2023
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Monkeys

Monkeys: Primate Complexity Unveiled

Monkeys, envoys of diversity, traverse habitats from rainforests to highlands. Their social orchestration ranges from monogamous pairs to complex societies. Communication melds vocalizations, gestures, and expressions. As ecological custodians, they disperse seeds and maintain arboreal vitality. Conservation mandates stand crucial amidst habitat loss and trade threats. Monkeys embody biodiversity's symphony, woven into nature's intricate narrative.
Wow, look at those monkeys over there
monkeys
by Furrys can taste a bullet August 14, 2023
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project monkey

A female of any race (usually African American) Whom is very loud and obnoxious in a very unsophisticated way. A female who is ok with living below the poverty line with no hope to change or prosper. A messy female . A ratchet female. A female with no class or home training
You see those girls yo the left screaming to the top of their lungs“Who want a issue” those are project monkeys ,the ladies to your right sipping that belaire laughing at the ones to the left those are black queens.
by Strawberry C May 26, 2018
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Monkey

A cigarette. Derived from monkey fuck.
heyo man wanna hit this monkey
by Not Your Pseudonym August 17, 2022
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