Fart Face

So there was these two blokes standing on the elevator back in the early 1900's, one man let out a particularly crotch staining fart while the other bloke just looked at him with this weird fucking look of disgust on his face, and ever since then it's been known as fart face.

What's your Malfunction Fart Face

by Dynamite Dave Dudemyster June 17, 2021

Harley Quinn Fart Comic

A Weird Fart Fetish Comic book from DC, Starring Harley, That'll turn on half the human race. It is obviously a fart fetish comic and no damn way that shit gonna be public access, every page is Scratch and sniff scented, and now i have a boner. Silent Butt Deadly, Wish it was loud, that's how i love my farts, if everyone gonna pass out, Make it as loud as bomb, with shit. no damn way this is how they're celebrating my queen and goddess, show some respect to the pits and tits too like damn nigga, i want a bottle of Harley Water too. queen

You Heard about that Harley Quinn Fart Comic book? oh, the one where she fucking shits herself?, yeah, that gave me a Major Rager.

by ilovetospreadinformation December 29, 2024

meteor fart

a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.

I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.

by endoxis December 23, 2014

bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.

That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Para Fart

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.

This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.

by Traumatized Child January 29, 2022

Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.

Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.

by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019

fart stick

Packaged meat sticks. Ohio redneck term.

I was feeling peckish when I stopped at the gas station so I picked up a fart stick.

by PurpleKangaroo91 July 11, 2024