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ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017
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Redwood Monkey

Redwood monkey (slang, derogatory) — A made-up insult directed toward someone from Northern California or Native to that region, implying they are wild, primitive, or less civilized. Often used mockingly or with racist undertones toward Indigenous people, referencing “Redwood” (a Northern California symbol) and “monkey” (a demeaning term).
1. Insulting context:
“Go back to the woods, you redwood monkey.”
(Used to mock someone’s Native background or connection to Northern California nature.)

2. Mocking someone’s roots:
“Figures a redwood monkey like you wouldn’t get it.”
(Meant to sound superior, suggesting the person is uneducated or “wild.”)

3. Targeted, location-based jab:
“You must be from up north — all you redwood monkeys act the same.”
(Insulting someone for being from a specific area, often in a racist or classist tone.)
by Krakatoahaha October 23, 2025
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tackle monkey

A defensive midfielder in football who's only job is to prevent the other team to gain possession and create chances.
You are gonna be the tackle monkey in this game. Just get the balls from them motherfuckers and pass the ball on to your nearest team mate." "Alright, coach!
by pilgrim535 March 4, 2011
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Monkeys

Monkeys: Primate Complexity Unveiled

Monkeys, envoys of diversity, traverse habitats from rainforests to highlands. Their social orchestration ranges from monogamous pairs to complex societies. Communication melds vocalizations, gestures, and expressions. As ecological custodians, they disperse seeds and maintain arboreal vitality. Conservation mandates stand crucial amidst habitat loss and trade threats. Monkeys embody biodiversity's symphony, woven into nature's intricate narrative.
Wow, look at those monkeys over there
monkeys
by Furrys can taste a bullet August 14, 2023
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Monkeys and Parrots

Personal belongings (Civilian) / Personal Kit (Military), such as Luggage, Backpack, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.

Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs alongside their luggage.
come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.

Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!

May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’; both are acceptable.
by Copterboy December 24, 2024
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Nazzy the monkey

Cool,raper, Born in new york, and does not give a fuck about school, kind of smart , loves monkeys, MONKEYS
Nazzy is a good monkey so fuck off if you dont like nazzy the monkey
by Nazzythemonkey February 16, 2023
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Rust monkey

Noun a term that discribes one of robotic decent
All these rust monkeys are taking our jobs
by Pnkjamys September 7, 2025
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