dirty hammock

An uncanny woman's vaginal area especially if it's flappy. One in which you go in and come out dirtier than you went in.

I went down on this girls dirty hammock and felt like I was eating used hockey equipment.

by BUSTABYMZ October 3, 2017

Dirty Dickin

When a man sleeping with dirty women who have toonie sized nipples uses a plunger to plung out her asshole and sticks it in her to give her pink eye

Last night I was dirty dickin some scallywag, finally got to use my new plunger

by Dirty dick Jim October 4, 2017

Dirty keurig

A girl who doesn't keep her bunghole clean.

Kerri has a dirty keurig and anal sex is out of the question.

by Melted Koreans October 5, 2017

dirty furter

A dirty furter is when your penis looks dirty after have anal sex with homeless people.

I should not have had sex with those hobos because now I have a dirty furter.

by Brenda Staines October 11, 2017

dirty cannoli

When a person sharts inside a sleeping bag.

The sleepover was ruined when John didoes a dirty cannoli.

by The Sparkly Unicorn May 20, 2017

dirty reference

Mentioning a word or phrase that can be taken sexually.

"That chef is really beating his meat."
"You need to stop with the dirty references"

by Crankymonkey098 June 9, 2017

dirty monk

a greaser who just can't stop being a retard.

that dude looks like a total dirty monk.

Allan: bro stop being such a dirty monk, you got crusties all over you, and you got jizz on ur pants.
Dave: i just came here to walk.
Dave:

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017