CANDY WHITE BUTT

Commonly used term which your southern girlfriend calls her western boyfriend when trying to be funny and get his attention.

Get your Candy White Butt to Virginia Beach or you are in trouble!

by Holby1 October 8, 2016

Butt-Hole Stuffy

When you have to take a really bad crap, but you can't.

Lin: Wanna go to the movies man?
Jeff: Umm, sure. Just let me go to the bathroom for a sec. I'm fucking Butt-Hole Stuffy. I've been trying to take a shit since earlier. I'll be right back *goes to bathroom*
Lin: O.e

by CubbyTheBear September 3, 2012

Tijuana butt plug

When Bill shoves a plump, juicy jalapeno in his butthole whilst receiving a sloppy BJ.

"Honey when you stop by Walmart later, grab some jalapenos so I can get a Tijuana butt plug tonight"

by Thebiggreek June 12, 2020

butt-fuckery bullshit

A term used to describe something strange or irregular, particularly regarding suspected sexual activities.

Person 1 hears a clapping noise in the next room
Person 1 to Person 2: “Just what type of butt-fuckery bullshit were you doing in there?”
Person 2: “…”

by person 9 June 1, 2021

casual butt sex

n. the act of having accidental butt sex; casual, no formal wear required.

As I was having sex with her, I accidentally performed casual butt sex. It was awesome.

by The Casual One October 21, 2013

butt-to-face ratio

A term used to describe how much sucking up a person does versus normal dignified communication. A high butt-to-face ratio means you are a major kiss-ass.

- "Is it just me, or is Johnson kissing the boss's ass more than usual today?"
- "Johnson? That guy's butt-to-face ratio is always through the roof."

by CCompanies February 4, 2010

Mojito Butt Muddle

When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.

Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!

by DomAndAustin May 31, 2016