i wanna baby

When a teenage girl really wants a baby but doesn't want any one to know

Emma wants a baby but she is 16.
"I wanna baby"

by lalalalane May 25, 2020

puyo baby school

A school for little baby men of high caliber. I do not know about these men, except that they are way too old for baby school . Should they not be in puyo big boy school? What are they trying to accomplish by going to a school for baby, when if fact, they are NOT. In fact, it seems quite rediculous. Go to high school, small men puyo!

One puyo: bro what’s 5x8?
Other puyo: idk bro... we don’t learn that until puyo baby school fetis edition.

by swisscheese#82834 July 8, 2020

could kill a baby

being so mad they could kill a baby.

How the fuck did the scum beat us. Mate, I could kill a baby right now

by FannyPatterson July 12, 2020

Front yard baby

A child that grew up without adult supervision. A child that roams the front yard without a care.

"Why does he act like that?"
"What? Oh, he was a front yard baby"

by WillyWonkaInTheShitFactory September 4, 2020

albino baby with a sombrero

Starting its life in the Austin TX prison system an albino baby with a sombrero is the shape that was formed by years worth of inmates crystalized cum in one specific shower drain. Its alternative use out of the showers was to call another inmate a homosexual since the shape was made out of semen.

Inmate #1 "that man right there he's an albino baby with a sombrero".
Inmate #2 " how's that?"
Inmate #1 " because I saw him sucking off Rodrigo for no commissary".

by Fuck_you_christian September 6, 2020

drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

social security baby

someone who grew up living only on social security income; checks. Someone coming from a struggle. Majority of the family income comes from the government.

That boy had it tough, he was a social security baby.

by paperchasinasian November 1, 2017