Monkey

An ugly male

“That man is a monkey”

by Imthesmartest200876 September 3, 2022

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Monkey Chunk

A very specific type of ass, I which is never to be confused with booty (an over sized ass) or butt, which is generally flat.

The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.

Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.

Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.

The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.

Wow, girl has a phat ass monkey chunk...

by Woodshed Moments June 22, 2024

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space monkey

to choke someone so hard during sex that they pass out

She totally let me space monkey her last night bro, I was scared she was about to die forreal!

by throatgoat5643 September 3, 2023

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Cock monkey

a person who is the biggest douche bag ever and wont stop causing shit

you fucking cock monkey

by MokeyMolester69 February 21, 2020

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Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.

"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X

by geekmalone July 1, 2024

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