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College T-shirt Whore

Someone who is obsessed with getting t-shirts with multiple Colleges on them
Crocker: "Johnson, you bought another friggin college t-shirt?"
Johnson: " Well what can I say? I'm a college t-shirt whore!"
by Maranda May 19, 2005
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Kill/Death Ratio Whore

A person, generally a nerd, who only plays video games for a useless series of numbers to represent your overall combat efficenty. They will usually pressure themselves when their K/D ratio goes down by 0,01. Witch is just nothing. They don't play to have fun, they don't play to win. They play to kill. That number is their obsession. Literally. Sad, I know

In Call of Duty, this ''Ratio'' is an overall distraction to exploiting the fun out of a game and only playing to make themselves feel good and brag about a measly 3-digit number. This number also expires every 365 days or so, since they'll come up with another game for the whore to play on.

Sometimes, sadly, in extreme cases, these whores will actually go into making a giant quantum physics problem madness to see when their 3-digit number will go up. By 0,01
Player 1: Hey, you mad bro? your raging all over the place and you got like 64 kills and 20 deaths!

Kill/Death Ratio Whore: GODDAMNIT!!!1 IF I KEEP THIS UP MY RATIO'LL GO DOWN AND MAH CLAN WON'T WANT FROM ME ANYMORE!!1!!
by The Dolly LLama September 11, 2011
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Irish Plow Whore

A young Irish gal who is used to spending time in the field, not very aware of proper sexual practice. Thinking it appropriate, after kissing a guy on the first date, she allows him to then giz on her face.
Erin is the girl I've been waiting for; I met her 5 minutes ago and she is letting me blow a load on her face. What an Irish Plow Whore!
by Med school master August 14, 2009
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slut ass bitch whore

someone who lies, cheats, and is a complete and total psycho. beware of these types, they will flip out on you for no reason and make up lies to get attention. often referred to as "katys".
That slut ass bitch whore always walks like she has something stuck up her ass.
by anonymous girl who hates sluts February 25, 2009
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Post Whore

See: Dave from Canberra/Captain Obvious/Your Royal Hotness
Dave/Captain Obvious/Your Royal Hotness is a "Post WHore"
by Alllllllmonde April 10, 2005
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saltier than a whore's canker

Very salty.
These chips are saltier than a whore's canker
by velvetcad January 2, 2011
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Jack Blade quote from Tropic Thunder. His character was experiencing withdrawl from cocaine and he was tied to a tree. Crazy shit ensued.

Basically, It means your mother sleeps with everyone and has deseases between her legs, and most likely, you are unwanted crotchspawn.
"Your mother is a cankerous whore!"
"Damn."
"Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I didn't mean it man, she's a nice lady." - Tropic Thunder
by Allie-Rose April 3, 2009
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