one day at a time

The comforting delusion that time is linear and sequential. A fond and impossible dream for anyone living in a simultemporal state.

Feeling the weight of past, present and future always upon him, he yearned to experience time as most others described their experience, moment by moment, one day at a time.

by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020

cut one from the herd

to choose one of a group of women/men and separate this one woman/man from the rest of the group.

to select a hot chick and take her away from her friends in order to have her for yourself.

by bluenyte April 6, 2004

Bend A Fresh One

Bending a fresh one is a remark you give to someone when they are pissing you off.

Telling them to bend a fresh one means to take a fresh dump.

by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006

Unsheathing Ones Balls

Removing the layer of skin surrounding the testicles

Unsheathing ones balls is both a blessing and a curse.

by bill clinteron December 11, 2019

One Verse Charlie

One Verse Charlie is a person who takes one verse or small portion of scripture and builds his/her entire theology around it. Not properly exegeting or taking into account the surrounding text, history, politics, geography, etc...

John Doe believes that Jesus came not to bring peace but a sword, forgetting that Jesus said love thy neighbor. He is such a one verse Charlie.

by Davidic July 12, 2018

One Feel Swoop

Verb.

To immediately find a woman's g-spot (see g-spot or g spot) bringing her to climax so hard that there's a chance of death or paralysis.

Girl: So that's how I ended up in the hospital.

Girl's Friend: Wow, he sticks his finger right up there and boom?

Girl: Yeah, it was a one feel swoop.

by urbanshrimp328 January 9, 2011

A really tight one

When a black person uses a xs condom to have sex with a small white girl

I just had a really tight one

by The lonely hippo July 31, 2016