oscar dick

What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you

Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......

by goldnoel December 11, 2019

Dick Chizzle

The aftermath of when you use a cheese grater on your penis, what comes after is called 'dick chizzle' which is the 'dust' or 'parts' of your penis.

1. Duuuude! Rob's dick is gone now, but the doctors saved it since there was some dick chizzle when he grated his dick on a cheese grater.

by raidenslicer May 18, 2018

Poker Dick

A dick that does not get shy or shows any change of its usual behavior. Specifically when family members are involved in its arousal.

“Hey dad. Are you happy with my poker dick performance last night? If you were any more fucked up you wouldn’t have known it was me.”

by Adwala76 March 18, 2022

Kai’s dick

Only the best dick man has ever witnessed. However, if Kai was to become very big headed about his dick then it will transform into the smallest penis known to man. Kai’s feel very fortunate about their dicks.

Bro did you see Kai’s dick?

Yeah dude, I kinda envy the person he’s gonna pound

by FatherTea December 21, 2019

Dick Scraper

A person that has sharp teeth and suck dicks. Will aslo make your pp bleed.

Psst. I heard there is a dick scraper under the bridge, pay them 10 bucks and say goodby to you pp.

by Lemonlmao December 2, 2021

britta dick

A britta dick is a member of your household that uses the same britta filter, but leaves the pitcher empty or with so little water in it as to be unsatisfactory to a thirsty person.

"Dude! Don't be a Britta dick! Fill the pitcher back up!"

by LazyFruitLoop June 25, 2020

Dick-Donk

When you come up behind someone and slap your Dick on there head

P1. What happened to Stephanie? She looks so confused.
P2. Oh yeah, she got Dick-Donked.

by Kaj012 July 28, 2018