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The act of blasting yourself in the chin with a powerful load and knocking your head back. Usually occurs while stoned. Very embarrassing and usually results in an itchy chin all night, no matter how thoroughly you wash.
Shaun "Dude, I was getting a handjob from some chick last night while i was stoned and i gave myself an upper cum!"
Spencer "Shut up."
Upper cum by notSkelly July 3, 2011
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MEXICAN CUM SHOT

THIS IS A SHOT OF TEQUILLA WITH A NICE DOLLUP OF MAYONAISE ON TOP~MMMM
Jose did so many mexican cum shots last night,I thought I was gonna puke!
MEXICAN CUM SHOT by CRAZY LEGS 43 December 31, 2011

glorified cum dumpster 

An insult. Created by john dubz
Fuck you you ass raping glorified cum dumpster!

adam cum 

When a guy cums after a short period of time and the consistency is thick, sticky, and viscid. This is caused by an early ejaculation after a maximum of 10 minutes of intercourse or of approximately one song.
Yo that guy i slept with had adam cum.
adam cum by I fucked noah November 24, 2017

Bavarian Cum Puff 

When an uncut guy cums in his foreskin while holding it shut, making it fill up like a creamy pastry.
Dam, my head skills are so good that when he tried to hold it for a bit longer the result was a tasty Bavarian Cum Puff explosion.

Yummy cum 

what Tallas(wanker)does to his mum
Tallas licked his mums yummy cum
Yummy cum by JoeJoeTheSkankyHoe January 26, 2019