The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese upon one's significant other during their sleep

Eden: "Dude, let's enact the cheese plan"
Tyler: "hell yeah, that'll be so funny"

by Simmypoo May 18, 2025

You Smell Like Cheese

cheese sucks so when someone tells you this it means you suck, or they are telling you you smell

Karina: Your mama is a HOE!
Ana: And you smell like cheese!!

by BT1234 February 13, 2022

Dick cheese

It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it

Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???

Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

cheese and crackers

White people with a bad case of the dick cheese.

Bro look at them cheese and crackers!

by TRK_01 October 30, 2021

cheese grated

for a girl with bent teeth to give head causing it to grate the 🍆🧀

poppy cheese grated harvey

by xBanterz July 27, 2021

cheese man

a man that’s made out of cheese but is also a human that saves the world from evil cheese

“oh yeah I saw cheese man on the news last night he destroyed all the evil cheese”

by AyUpLuv July 30, 2021

Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

by Benis36 March 10, 2019