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Take your jumper off

A quick, non offensive phrase defining the act of removing clothing from the top half of a women in order to gain sight of the breasts.
Nomis said to Clarke "take your jumper off", she did and the udders were in full view waiting for that special hand cranked man fat, "don't get it up my nose" she said.
by all_i_know April 2, 2009
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Get off my plane

The greatest movie line of all time; given by Harrison Ford, the president at the time. He punched a terrorist off of Airforce One.

After telling him to "Get off my plane."
Hey, Napoleon, get off my plane.

Why don't you tell your mom to get off my plane?

You wanna die, Napoleon?

Yeah right, who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves banned by the government?
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drunk off my ass

The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.
Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
by Bouch66 February 21, 2006
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blow my junk off

The act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.
Mitchell: mom i am going to BLOW MY JUNK OFF if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to WOW!!!

Mom: mitchy NOO!

mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!
by chuckt12 June 1, 2009
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Drink My Face Off

The phrase "drink my face off." implies:

1. The point of drinking to where you cannot feel your face anymore.

2. The help of someone telling you what you did the night before.

3. Drinking so heavily to the point of blacking out.

3. Completly shitfaced. see shitfaced.
Joe: Yo, what do you want to do this weekend?

Clint: I want to go to Atlantic City and Drink My Face Off!
by ElGuapo69 March 25, 2010
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acid off a duck's back

The opposite of water off a duck's back. An insult that you allow to cling to you and burn you like hell.
Don't dwell on insults. Research has found that acid off a duck's back yields very unfavorable results for the duck in question.
by spinaltapsoundguy January 6, 2010
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