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ur mom

i had fun with UR MOM last night
by HUADS Fasdf and 7777 384r October 7, 2021
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My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
by funnyest joke January 4, 2023
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your mom

someone who is vary vary vary vary hot
no joke like vary hot like i smashed her
like your mom is SUPER HOT THAT I SMASHED HER 10230259723498590385643109461493-6913487594315743908168348659381649856431985698134658936584395981346598143659416 times
by dickdickman27 October 26, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

mom

A person who tells you to shut up and go back to bed at 7:00 PM
by Illuminati was taken March 28, 2018
mugGet the mommug.

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.
She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.
by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019
mugGet the Kangaroo mommug.

Ur mom

Basically a comeback for when people say anything...even if your motherless.
"Hey Gracyn how are you?..." " UR MOM"
by UR_MOMMMMMMY_**^%W November 2, 2022
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square mom

Square mom-best mom
A triangle mom isn't as great as a square mom
by nir5117 August 3, 2017
mugGet the square mommug.

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