Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

by Wrongpiper December 23, 2011

Hadi Wrong

When you say something that is so bad that it will make you completely disgusting to the opposite sex forever

Boy: you know, I don't even care we're not together. I'm going back with your mom so she can suck my dick like your grandma did last night!
Girl: Well you're an immature asshole. I'm going to go tell everyone what you said. Believe me boy, you just made a Hadi Wrong.

by White boiiiii June 29, 2011

animal wrongs

A group which often takes "Hitler was a vegetarian" to mean we should mimic him, such as Sea Shepherd.

She trained her cat to be a vegan. Talk about animal wrongs!

by sunkanunpa November 9, 2011

Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.

We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Wrong

Well... I would but... then I would be LYING

Hym "Did anybody else see that one time Joe Rogan was talking about something bad happening to his kids and he kind of trails off and stares off into the distance for several seconds? THAT is what praying that God isn't real looks like. Tell me I'm wrong."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2023

oh to be as wrong as I.

When one looks back at something they did in the past that was bad, irresponsible or flat out stupid, and agrees for it to be stupid/wrong.

I remember when I decided it would be a good idea to jump off of that bin, oh to be as wrong as I.

by A-rando-who-does-stuff April 7, 2023

Wrong!

There is so much to unpack here and I'm tired so you'll have to wait untiiiiiiiillll... Like 4:30am cst?

Hym "Ok. The is a lot there pick at but I wasted all morning eating steak and playing Ps4. So! I'm going to take a nap, hang out with muh pal for a bit, and come back in the morning and, like the mighty content vulture that I am, I'm going to pick apart that new JeepJorp video, come back here, and regurgitate all of the things I found wrong! with it into your little baby vulture faces. (That was a big sentence I know and not grammatically correct at all but I did it on purpose because doing things ironically justifies everything and anything) I have some thoughts about the conflation between 'black culture' and 'pre-selection' or 'social proof' (as they call it). I'm going to deconstruct the concept of being 'a plausible mate.' And then I have one about how all of their solutions are so amorphous and open ended that they are impossible to implement. And finally, I have something for quote-unquote 'model minorities' and 'asian cultures as a model for emulation.' It's going to be good. It's going to be cool. But I'm sleepy. I also have a ton of backlog to clear and I might try to offload some of that onto you guys."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023