When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.
Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move
Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?
Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?
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Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”
Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”
Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”
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Get the Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as mug.What would I not dare to do? To whom SPECIFICALLY are you talking? It isn't ME! Because there is NOTHING I wouldn't do to punish you for taking what's mine. WHAT WOULD I DARE NOT DO TO A FUCKING CHARITY CASE? 80,000 a month for inferiority to me.
Hym "I wouldn't dare? What would I not dare? Create a situation where so-and-sos would be radically disincentivized from DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO? Like I did? Would YOU dare to do that? Is that something YOU would dare to do? That thing I said? Because that sounded like a threat. I'm not negotiating with you (or anyone for that matter). I'm not even COMMANDING ANYONE. I'm telling you the future. I'm like a seer. I'm holding a million threads and no matter which one I cut, the outcome is the same."
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Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
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